Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Incompetency Abounds

I have little patience for incompetency in business matters. And yet, it is becoming apparent that it is the norm in American business today.

For example, I took my snowblower in to the hardware shop on October 18th because the recoil spring came unwound. Since it was bent, I didn't have any success in rewinding it. Thus, I had to take it in to the shop so they could order a new one. About three weeks or so went by and I still hadn't gotten a call stating that it was done. Naturally, I called to check on the status. The woman at the hardware shop informed me that they had been working towards finding out if it was under warranty still and then mumbled something about Sears. I told her I didn't know offhand if it came with a one or two-year warranty but I'd check and that I wasn't so concerned with that as I was with merely getting it fixed. As for Sears, I said I didn't know what they had to do with anything as I didn't purchase it at Sears I purchased it at Menards and that it was a Yardworks brand.

She tells me they had it down as a Sears brand. So she says she'll get on it and get back to me. I swear another week and a half goes by and I call again only to have this incompetent boob tell me she's unable to find a valid phone number for ordering parts. I tell her I'm a bit perplexed as to why she wouldn't contact me asserting as much and ask if I happened to have a number in my manual that I could provide her with. So I check and sure as shit, there's a phone number that works and the guy has the part.

I called the woman back, relayed the info and number and ask her if she thinks they might have the part overnighted to expedite the process. She says "Sure we can do that if you want to pay for it."

I'm like: "Me pay for it??"

She says: "Well, why would we pay for it?"

I say: "Uh because you've had the snowblower for over a month now and up until this point you didn't have a contact number for a parts dealer and I would think you would recognize that."

Needless to say the bitch didn't bite. So I call her yesterday to find out once again what the dealio is with the damn snowblower. She tells me the part hadn't come in by the time she left on Tuesday (before Thanksgiving when she last worked). She checks to see if it had since come in and apparently it hadn't.

So she then tells me she's going to contact them to find out if they sent it yet.

I dropped the f*in thing off on October 18th. It is today December 2nd. Now, this should be interesting as well because at the time I dropped it off, it was still under warranty (I checked, it was a two-year warranty). However, because the idiot shits over at A&C Hardware have been sitting on it for nearly two months, it remains to be seen if they'll try and stick me with a bill for service. Will keep you posted.

In the meantime, it hasn't come down heavy yet. We had a light dusting overnight Saturday so when I returned home on Sunday after Thanksgiving I had to shovel. We have a corner lot with a doublewide sidewalk too mind you.

More incompetency....

So, it keeps gettin' better. The following week (Oct. 25th) I crashed my car when some dumbass couldn't keep his sorry ass parked at the stop sign long enough for me to travel through the unobstructed intersection. The check was to have arrived today. BUT...because the asshats over at Esurance can't apparently listen and write, they missed "90 South" on the address prior to adding 7th Street, Minneapolis, MN and so the damn thing ended up back at UPS headquarters.

That's no even the half of it with Esurance.

I have no tolerance for these sorts of individuals in the business world. And, it is for this very reason that some people excel in life while others are destined for a life behind a fryer.

17 comments:

Patrick M said...

Gotta love them asshats.

Did you even think about fixing the snowblower yourself? Or maybe the (more competent than the hardware dolts) toothless bastard that lives under the bridge to fix it?

It'd be less aggravation for you.

TAO said...

I have news for you....that is about the norm in business!

I love car dealers where you take your car in they keep it all day and then call you and tell you at the end of the day that you can pick your car up but you will have to bring it back another day because they had to order the parts....

My favorite Sears story...and I am sure there are lots of stories out there about Sears...

A couple of years ago I bought a tool set, Craftsman, on sale as a Christmas Gift for someone. When I get it home I decide to open it up and stock everything to make sure it was all there. Out of 100 and some tools it was missing 7. Since I bought it on a Saturday I did not return to the store till Monday. I asked to return the set and replace it with one that had all the pieces (I was going to check it right there in the store). So the clerk rings up the return and then the new sale....and informs me that I owe $39.99...basically the sales price ended on Sunday. I looked at the guy and said, but I am not purchasing anything today, I am just swapping out....

Tough! :) I was informed by the Store Manager that that was the way Sears did things.....

So, I left the set there and have never returned to Sears again after that.

P.S....you are expected to buy a new snowblower...no one ever gets anything fixed.

Name: Soapboxgod said...

"I have news for you....that is about the norm in business!"

Tis precisely why I loooove sink or swim capitalism.

TAO said...

Which prooves my point....this whole country is SINKING....

Name: Soapboxgod said...

True it may be but let us not blame it on laissez fair capitalism. We haven't had it.

Beth said...

We used to have a corner lot but when we moved we said no more corner lot! So I can feel for you there.

Our snow blower broke last winter, unfortunately prior to the 3 ft in one day snow storm.

So this year, my husband looked on Craig's List and bought a used one from someone right in our city. He's thinking of selling the broken one on Craig's List if anyone who can fix it themselves wants it cheap.

Anonymous said...

wow is this blog interesting.
like watching paint dry

BB-Idaho said...

The customer is always right....
but they're going to pay. :)

Name: Soapboxgod said...

So uninteresting Walt that you felt compelled to post your little commentary huh?

Bear in mind, it's existence is not for your sake but rather it is for my own.

If you've nothing constructive to add to the subjects herein then move along...

Patrick M said...

Soapster: In reference to your reply to Walt's lack of entertainment value on the blog:

I'd have at least suggested adding a chorus of "Bite my shiny metal ass." :)

Name: Soapboxgod said...

Thank you Patrick for your eloquence. Funny thing though, he tells me my blog is like watching paint dry but yet he works in Human Resources...Howz that for irony?? Certainly he's accustomed to the experience I'm sure.

Beth said...

There seems to be an epidemic of people commenting at blogs I visit who rather than comment to the actual topic of conversation presented by the author of the blog prefer to take the time to make a snide or nasty remark instead.

Now I don't assume that my blog interests everyone, nor do I assume everyone's opinion mirrors my own. But to just say nasty things about me or what I wrote instead of just addressing the actual points is just childish. And if my blog is not your cup of tea, fine, move along as you say, but why be nasty about it?

Name: Soapboxgod said...

"And if my blog is not your cup of tea, fine, move along as you say, but why be nasty about it?"

Because Beth, contrary to the beliefs of some, people are not inherently "good". In fact, I've found quite the opposite to be true. People are overwhelmingly born assholes. I assume them as such until they've proven me otherwise.

Clearly herein, evidence abounds.

Beth said...

I hope I have proven otherwise!

btw, I saw a bumper sticker and thought of you. It said:

I Stand
By Myself
Against Collectivism

It would like awesome on your new wheels!

Beth said...

I meant LOOK awesome!

Name: Soapboxgod said...

That does sound like my kind of bumper sticker. Too bad I don't put bumper stickers on my vehicles.

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