Personally I think it has more to do with the fact I'm not single more than anything but....
I keep telling Z-man I have mad skillz and I'm a hit with all the ladies but he's not buying it. He thinks it's something else. Set him straight.
Speaking of yours truly: "It's the edge, his dark mood of course, angry libertarian guy but it's also political loner who strolls into town, tumbleweeds blowing around outside, sits down for a drink and the women look over. An enigma, "what's he thinking?" then he gets to Pro-Choice and they're hooked, riveted in fact. He's willing to go it Alone, no political party ("fuck them"), rugged individualist with the stubble. He ain't in town to lock up the hookers or burn down the weedfields or arrest the local abortionist. He's not a socialist but there's something about him I can just dig...am I right girls?"
While you ponder on it listen to some Beastie Boys won't you?
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He's jealous. Just think about all the time and effort he's put into creating this fantasy construct, an entire scenario, based wholly on his own imagination, in order to justify what he believes. Not a scrap of evidence, no empirical knowledge of the situation, just putting pieces together to support his own notions.
That's what the right wing does best.
Now now....
I disagree. I believe there is truth in how Soapster sees himself from a lady’s POV. There is also credence in his allusion for why, that is if you’re an honest woman not caught up in being content as a fish is on a bicycle.
Physically speaking, there is a natural draw. He’s tall, slender with a muscular tone, well groomed, and carries with him with a James Dean kind of confidence. His looks are not of the egotistical type – it’s obvious he doesn’t shoot steroids or while away hours in front of a full length mirror at the gym – they are the kind that are self-interested; he cares just enough about himself to take care and doesn’t flaunt it but leaves it for you to discover. And you want to.
…so, you do.
And that’s when you get to hear him, to listen. He’s lived, he’s loved, he’s read…he knows what he knows and says it without apology. There’s a rhythm and cadence in his timbre that resonates elementally, even when you disagree with the words. But when you try, you don’t try too hard because you don’t want to put him out – you want to hold his attention, capture his imagination they way he inadvertently caught yours.
He's a man who will kick some ass when needed, and let others collect the names after. He’s not some namby-pamby, mamma's boy who cries over dolphins. And politics aside, you are hooked.
Soapster has a je ne sais quoi that you want to yourself. And when you realize you can’t have it exclusively, you accept what you can get because it’s too magnetic to let alone …like you’re secretly telling him that even when he “goes it alone” he’s still got you.
I dig it.
Aaaawww. Katey is such a sweetheart isn't she?
If you can't hold my attention intellectually just get your ass in shape and wear riding pants.
Lucky for Katey she can do both.
i kinda dig the fact that i can never put my finger on exactly why the soapster is so attractive...perhaps it's the wild card phenomena...he's so unassuming in RL (job, LTR, dog, snowblower) but damn...you just KNOW there is an uncommon pulse of unpredictability coursing through his veins~
You women are just too good to me. And you seem to know me quite well Monica and Katey. I seriously love you to death.
You mustn't let the snowblower deter you. I will plow your drive anyday. ;-)
All I said was that Z was jealous. I stand by that. He's like desperate with envy.
You mustn't let the snowblower deter you. I will plow your drive anyday. ;-)
Hot damn.. I haven't seen that much innuendo and double entendre in one little comment in a long, LONG time.
I think it's the way he throws around phrases like left/right paradigm so casual-like.
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