Forgive me as I'm all thumbs here. No, seriously..I'm all thumbs (goddamn qwerty). Anywhooz...having worked the restaurant biz for some 15 odd years I am not one of these guys that finds therapy in the kitchen (well at least not unless your naked and you're not cooking with oil. Imagine Jackson Pollak on your junk). Eating to me is like filling up your car at the gas station (utilitarian). Hence, I have over the years developed something of a fondness for the simplicty in food that is the bowl of cold cereal. If they could only do only do something with the shitty Saturday morning cartoons (really bring the whole Saturday morning thing together like the American version of a Jewish Shiva all crammed into one fun filled morning.
I'm a Lucky Charms/Life guy myself though Captain Crunch Peanut Butter is the bomb. If ya really want throwback though you'd give props to Quisp and Dig 'em Honey Smacks...some Waffle O'S...
Death row, last meal? A whole box.
Whatz up with the second bowl? Why is the second bowl of cereal always not quite half as good as the first? Even the leftover milk (gotta drink the milk in the bowl and hey, why haven't they bottled that yet?) is lacking.
5 comments:
First of all, what are you smoking?
Second, in answer to your question about the second bowl, it is because of the law of diminishing returns.
Third, I never mix my cereal, like my husband does Apple Jacks and Cheerios and Rice Krispies all together in one bowl. Me, no way, one cereal at a time.
Smoking? Cereal deserves it's own post. I saw an opportunity and took it.
It just was so random! But I suppose some shrink somewhere would analyze your cereal choice as some kind of indicator of what personality you have or something.
Cereal- kind of like the stages of life. When I was a tyke, Mom fed me hot
'Malto-Meal', yuk. Then
came 'Chocolate Covered
CocoPuffs', Sugar Frosted
Flakes (They're Grrreat! per Tony the Tiger)and
FruitLoops. As I dotter off into old age, Dr. recommends the fiber of
GrapeNuts. Which I have after ham & eggs....
@BB, there's definately a place on the pyramid for grape nuts. The one thing about them is they are misleading as hell. You pour them into a bowl and you're thinking "ah what the hell maybe a little more." Then you start eating it and realize that you could have halfed it.
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