Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Bucking the trend (literally)


I'm so GREEN I could Puke.
I'm a capitalist. I like money. I like profitability. I'm not envious of the fact that some are better at it.

I've decided to "Buck" the trend that is seemingly "all things Green" by printing up some t-shirts.

14 comments:

Beth said...

Well money IS green, too, you know.

Name: Soapboxgod said...

Yeah it is. Maybe I could have another one that has a dollar sign on it. And yet another one with Mr. Yuck on it (although that might be copyright infringment). Let's see...what else is green?

Peas
Broccoli
Spinach

Beth said...

Yes, I big green dollar sign and under it it says something like "This green is good!"

Name: Soapboxgod said...

Oscar the Grouch!!!!

I need a shirt with Oscar the Grouch on it that says "I'm so Green I could Puke"

That would make my day.

Beth said...

I'll buy one!

Name: Soapboxgod said...

You shall buy 3. One for yourself and one for each child.

If I don't make any money off that, I'll sell rum soaked jerk chicken. Mmmm mmmmm good.

Anonymous said...

Pretty funny stuff! Just wanted to let you know that once I get everything added back on to my new site - I'll be adding you on to my blogroll. I've had full intention in the past - just got too busy - but - now with the redesign - I have the time to get you in there now!

Great stuff!

Patrick M said...

If you burn these shirts at the end of their useful life, will they up your carbon footprint or somehow spike the global temp half a degree per shirt?

If so, I'll take a case a month. And a matchbook.

Name: Soapboxgod said...

As long as you're buying them, I don't care what you do with it. After all, I'm a capitalist pig.

Here's another t-shirt idea:

Go Green (mow my lawn).

Z-man said...

I like that mysterious cigarette that keeps showing up in "Atlas Shrugged", the one with the dollar sign, it's so doubly politically incorrect in this day and age! Someone should market that one too.

Name: Soapboxgod said...

yeah. Too bad I don't smoke anymore...

Z-man said...

At one of my early jobs when I was 20 they had this poster at work for some class or something on how to quit smoking. I didn't smoke at the time and some jokester wrote my name on the sign-up sheet and said "he'll start so he can quit", lol. Now workplaces are way too serious but I digress.

Z-man said...

Gotta find a way to get the Jolly Green Giant in there too.

Name: Soapboxgod said...

Good one Z.